STRANGEBREW….Erning, ihanda mo ang awto..
“*Sa tagal nyo ng pagtratrabaho dito at paghihirap. Ano gusto nyong baguhing ugali ng tatay nyo?”

…eternal words of Tado…:)
From a line-up drawn from missed auditions and lop-sided bargainings, Erning and Tado lead the cast of which would become a prelude to several indie followers crashing the entertainment scene with butt-cracking antics you wouldn’t let your values education teachers watch.
Tado, a well known independent film actor/comedian and sidekick Erning, starred by Julia Clarete during the early stages then replaced by Angel Rivero later due to reasons i dont know, became instant icons as word spread of something “strange” brewing on Saturday nights.
Directed by RA Rivera, Strangebrew features the misadventures of Tado as he roamed the metro meeting day to day characters, sticking his nose to people’s lives while enjoying side trips to places he doesn’t seem to care about.
A factory making crayons, taho kitchens. firestations etc, who on earth would ever take interest on such things, however squeezing silly questions which are often out of the topic fairly deflected all my rotten tomatoes. Several of his lines were hailed classics by tambay communities all over.

Tado (Arvin Jimenes blurred on his NSO birth certificate) is quite a person who can draw sarcasm out of mere stupidity. His punchlines may be poorly delivered at times, nonetheless no one can dodge its confusing appeal.
Angel Rivero a.k.a. Erning built her popularity by constantly uttering the word “TAMA!” on every occasion she feels fit (or unfit), so many it sounds weirdly irritating. She also drives the famous “Awto”, an old beat-up volkswagen beetle used on the show that later received an overhaul before just like bumblebee, without the intuitive fm radio of course.

Lastly, there was Ramon Bautista. Because of the show’s ahem…exquisite demands for talent ( or lack of talent fee budget), Ramon Bautista played numerous spots such as the electrolux man, tubero,salesman,panday,sirena,direktor,diwata,multo,dwende, preso,bowling,golf,tennis king,magnanakaw,taong grasa and much much more. A diversed comedian with a unique sense of flexibility, he managed to stumble on other stints right after the show was cancelled. I guess i’ve seen him on a studio 23 sportshow and a locally filmed parody of David Blaine.
The show got cancelled after merely two seasons, maybe because of low sponsorship from advertisers. It made me feel a certain loss in a way, and I guess other people who followed the show share the very same sentiments. In a celebrity driven world where telenovelas rule the evening tube, it’s great to have at least one good show to lighten impromptu conversations with thoughts that would appeal to even the weirdest people you know. Too bad it has to end, but t’was indeed damn good while it lasted.
Kudos to RA Rivera for setting the indie flame ablaze. I leave u now with unforgettable lines from the show, who knows you might get something from it,.. well maybe not.
Tado’s Greatest Hits:.
*Ang swimming ay magandang ehersisyo, pero alamin niyo ang inyong limitasyon dahil hindi ito parang kanin na iluluwa kapag napaso ay iluluwa
*let’s stay high in sports and not in drugs!
*Huwag mong isomolin ang aking Itlog! Dahil masustansya itong balut!. Kaya ugaliing kumain ng balot! upang di awayin ng Kulot!
*Sa panahon ng pakikidalamhati ehersisyo ang mainam tungo sa ganap na kalayaan. Time is the element of love and the love set my bird free.
*Good day! This is the historic Mud spring only in los baños! Well as you see that thing zooming thru the air is called the forbidden smoke.. The sky is blue,. The water’s brown.. Mud spring..
* You know erning this magnetic hill is not the issue of optical illusion I’ts Puberty. You see the key doesn’t move because it’s a steel so the magnet suck it up and this is lanka! Erning it’s Perseverance.., Study well and Good sleeping habit.. Nothing more nothing less.
*Panahon nanaman ng tag-ulan at maraming pinagkakaabalahan ang ating pamahalaan.Sinuwerte kami dahil kami’y nakakain, ngunit hindi ito sapat, ano ang dapat?.Igan! Samahan niyo kaming abutin ang sukdulang kaligayahan!.Kaya sa panahon ng tag ulan Let’s Go to the Beach!
*Malaki ang implwensya ng mga tsino sa ating pilipino. Tulad nalang nitong yakisoba galing pa ito sa shinchi dynasti.
*We cannot understand very well this is the train of life put together one by one for all of the filipino.. You know erning this train doesnt work..
*Ang naglalakad ng matulin pag nadapa ay masakit. Ang naglalakad ng mas matulin tiyak kabayo yun. Kaya simulan nanatin ang karera ni totoy mola!.
*Hindi na mahalaga kung nakakain na kami ng tapa!. Bastat may maihahapag sa lamesa!.
Kaya iwasan ang tulo ugaliing tawagan ang inyong tubero!..
*He will not just be happy in here he will be the happiest because the serendipity and coolness.
*You know erning this is the most painfull experience it’s like my first time you know and it hurts..
Tado’s forbidden questions:
*E kung isasapelikula ang iyong buhay. sino ho gusto nyong gumanap?
*E kung sa kalagitnaan ho ng inyong ginagawa e bigla ho kayong naihe anong gagawin nyo?
*E sa hirap po ng trabaho nyo no napaka komplikado at ang pamahalaan e nahihirapan na.. e ano ho paborito nyong palaman sa tinapay tuwing umuulan?
*Sino ho yung titser nyo nung grade 1?
*A manong pwede nyo po bang ipaliwanag ang kapaligiran?
*E ano naman yung di mo malilimutang eksperyensya dito?
*E ano po ba ang maitutulong nyan sa ating ekonomiya?
*E ano po ang gusto nyong maging paglaki nyo?
Info and image source: http://www.geocities.com/Jazzler_B/Strange
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